These are my musings. For your consideration and clarification:
The Alphabet Nations -
noun; a more inclusive, collective title to replace the incomplete "LGBT" moniker. You don't have to like it, but you will respect it.
I've decided that if Dog the Bounty Hunter called me and asked if I would be his partner, I would totally get tracks of flaming, crimson locks and become Fox the Bounty Hunter. Of course my mullet would be a little more chic. Like this: